Gnome Chompsky

Props to the Master Chompster

Edward James Olmos

Michael W. Smith wants to eat your skin!

Michael W. Smith has FINALLY come clean on his plans to eat the skin of all humans. I am glad, I have known about it for several weeks now.

Famous Astronauts: Part 1

Most people don't know this but NASA has been trying to create a "cooler" image so that the youth of today (taxpayers of the future) will develop a great affinity for the organization. NASA was all the rage in the 60's when we were trying to beat the dirty Russians and get to the moon and all that. Nowadays people almost get mad at you for wasting their time if you tell them that space shuttles are being launched.

When NASA approached Vanilla Ice with the idea, he was a bit hesitent at first because he was enjoying a lively career in motorcross. But after thinking about it, he agreed. Mr. Ice really wants to be the first Outer Space Rapper.