Armor of God Pajamas.....Yes you heard me.

Armor of God Pajamas

"The whole Armor of God Pajama set will help your children to depend on God to protect them from their fears, doubts, and uncertainties at night so their sleep can be restful and peaceful."

Ok so a friend linked me to this wonderful site. It is awesome to the max! I feel like I have been waiting forever for something like this. However there are 3 confusing things about this site:

  1. Where are the adult sizes?
  2. Why are these only meant to be worn whilst sleeping?
  3. What is the difference between an American and an African-American? Because apparently you can order dolls of each kind.

All in all, I think these are the best thing ever and that people who don't buy this for their entire family are just bad people

1 Comments:

At 9:38 PM, Blogger Chris B. said...

I can tell you the answer to your first question, Jesse. There are no adult sizes because adult Christians go on a retreat to an ice cave where they forge their adult armor of God through intense spiritual devotions.

You should have already done this, why haven't you?

 

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