Michael W. Smith wants to eat your skin!

Michael W. Smith wants to eat your skin

Michael W. Smith has FINALLY come clean on his plans to eat the skin of all humans. I am glad, I have known about it for several weeks now.

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8 Comments:

At 6:13 PM, Blogger Chris B. said...

It strikes me from this picture that Michael W. Smith is beginning to look more a more like a were-turtle with each passing year.

 
At 1:54 PM, Blogger Michelle said...

I always confuse this guy with Micheal Bolton who is rumored to already engage in the ritual of skin consumption.

 
At 10:05 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jesus was into vampirism too... I think its a christian thing... this need to change, consume and assimilate the Other. Might Christianity's roots be in absolute disrespect for the Other?

 
At 12:55 PM, Anonymous Kenneth and Marcus said...

WELL NOW THATS RIGHT!!!! it is wonderful to see someone else out there knows the truth about he-who-shall-not-be-named (aka smit la mal de diabolique. We applaud you for your insight

 
At 12:13 PM, Anonymous Marcus Elliott Wilson of Willingboro, NJ said...

Thats not even the half of it! I mean, Smit is an absolute monster! He sent his own daughter into the belly of the beast! He can't sing, his CDs are unbelievably corny! He embodies the cruft of society! I HATE SMITTY!!!

 
At 5:26 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Are these comments real or a joke?? If you don't like smith don't listen or worry about him. I don't like you and you don't see me blogging about it...to each his own. Wait, I don't even know you...gee maybe you should not make fun of what you are ignorant of.

"May the raging lions of hunger tear your flesh into a million peices, and the ants of despair consume whats left"

POLL is what I said real or a joke?? How can anyone tell anymore?!

PEACE

 
At 5:22 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

haha. lets make all christians look like vampires because they suck the blood out of the earth!!!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH kill all the christians.

get a freaking life.

 
At 5:38 PM, Blogger nontalk said...

Dude thanks for the advice on getting a life! I am gonna start right now!

 

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