List of Scientific Tests to Conduct while I am in Ireland

• Determine whether the grass in Ireland is truly green, or whether it is really red but the government has spent billions of euro developing special contact lenses which change the color of the red grass to appear as green grass, which they forcibly install in every person's eyes when they are either born in the country or enter the country.
• Determine whether or not humans become humans immortal after drinking Leprechaun blood.
• Test whether or not matches work in Ireland.
• Determine whether the average mood of the Irish person falls between "Really Upset" and "Annoyed".
• Test whether the rotation of the earth is affected if every person human in Ireland takes a deep breath at the same time.

A decision has been reached

I have finally decided that I hate it when people say things like: "I thought technology was supposed to make us more efficient.".