Cooking Tip

When you are making a pasta sauce (whose ingredients are mostly comprised of leftovers that you want to use before they go bad) and you look in the cupboard to see what you might add to give it that disctintive flavor, don't give in to the temptation to grab the syrup bottle. I did this last night and I think I ruined a perfectly good batch of pasta sauce.

I am actually kind of pissed off about it right now. I feel like I am eating something that Buddy the Elf made.... Well minus the M&Ms and gummy worms

Indie Rocker Conversation: Part 1

Rufus:

Hey dude! Like, how's it going?

Phil:

Pretty good, except I am sooo cashed this morning. I didn't get to sleep until like 3 am.

Rufus:

Yeah your hair looks all messed up.

Phil:

No, I woke up at 6 am to do my hair like this.

Rufus:

Oh so..... So why were you up so late?

Phil:

I was at a show. It rocked so hard.

Rufus:

Kickass, what show?

Phil:

The Hypodermic Needles at the Kitty Litter Club.

Rufus:

You sellout.

Phil:

What? You don't like The Hypodermic Needles? I bet you never even heard of them. They are so underground.

Rufus:

No dude, it is just that, I am sooo underground that I don't even listen to bands that have names yet.

The End