My wife and I got a puppy two weeks ago and she has proven to be quite a handful. Rather than blabbing on and on about how cute she is and how little sleep we get now and how much pee and poop we have to clean up, I will entertain you with a list of the things she has eaten in the past week.
- Puppy Food
- Pupperoni Doggy Snacks
- Cabbage
- Grass
- Creeping Charlie
- Dandelions
- Wood
- Helicopter Seeds
- Cement
- Caulk
- Newspaper
- Worms
- 1 Bird Head
- Poop
- My Finger
- More Grass
- Thorny, Dead Rosebush
- Hosta Plant
- Pinecone
- Mushroom
This dog eats so much grass and weeds I am thinking about building a barn in my backyard to store straw for the winter. More on gretta later. In the mean time, you OUGHT to go to
Adam Sandler's website and see funny videos about his dogs.
5 Comments:
Most of the time when a newer wedded couple gets an animal it is to delay the desire for children. It is very succesful measure by the way.
Michelle, this is perhaps a truism. However, we are the small minority. We genuinly wanted a puppy. I mean sure we bottle feed it and make it wear diapers. And you know, we call each other mommy and daddy, but I mean....that is perfectly normal....
Michelle,
It's probably better for newlyweds to get a puppy first since it will help them gel as a couple before they jump into the huge task of raising kids. So many people have kids for the wrong reasons that maybe it should be a requirement that newlyweds get puppies first.
Brandon
ps- Jesse, don't forget to burp her.
Greta Gavin is quite adorable. You should take her to the dog park some time soon with the Yoders.
Instead of requiring newly weds to get a puppy before they have children, I think that the husband should have his pants set on fire. If the couple can't figure out how to put out the fire, then what business do they have in raising a child? (also, probably the husband won't be capable of having children if they can't put out the fire). But if they do figure out how to put out the fire, then maybe they'll decide not to have kids anyway. Because...you know...it's like putting out the 'fire' in the husband's crotch.
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