Famous Astronauts: Part 1

Vanilla Ice-tronaut

Most people don't know this but NASA has been trying to create a "cooler" image so that the youth of today (taxpayers of the future) will develop a great affinity for the organization. NASA was all the rage in the 60's when we were trying to beat the dirty Russians and get to the moon and all that. Nowadays people almost get mad at you for wasting their time if you tell them that space shuttles are being launched.

When NASA approached Vanilla Ice with the idea, he was a bit hesitent at first because he was enjoying a lively career in motorcross. But after thinking about it, he agreed. Mr. Ice really wants to be the first Outer Space Rapper.

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8 Comments:

At 11:22 PM, Anonymous Van S said...

Hmmm...I wasn't aware that Vanilla Ice suffered from dwarfism.

 
At 12:52 AM, Blogger Chris B. said...

There's a lot of things you don't know about V-Ice. Or Van-I. Or is it Vanizzle to the Icicizzle? Anyway, he's going to be the next astronaut, but I heard the Russians are launching T.A.T.U. into space as the next cosmonauts and the first fake teenage lesbians in space!

 
At 11:06 AM, Anonymous Quillfire said...

Oh, come on! I was looking for REAL information about astronauts!

 
At 11:35 PM, Blogger Fun Eral said...

Now let me get this straight, he's rollin, in his 5.0 with his drop top down so his hair can blow.......how does he breathe???

Just curious!

 
At 5:06 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is that midget realy an astronaut? I needed real info. Quillfire is right

 
At 5:07 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

YOU $*CK

 
At 10:19 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

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