George W. Bush the Ultimate Christian

President George W. Bush is the most saintly Christian ever to have entered the presidency! I am soooo thankful that he is so super-christian! EVERY CHRISTIAN should vote for him (or go to hell). After all, didn't the Bible say that when America stnads up against evil (Kerry) that Jesus would come back and kill the pagans?

Watch this video below for a GREAT christian message from our faithful leader.

Turn your sound on. Press the play button to start the movie clip. (1.1 MB)

Spooky Phenomenon!

When they finished filming this car ad the people making it noticed something moving along the side of the car, like a white mist. The ad was never put on TV because the unexplained phenomenon frightened the production team out of their wits. Watch it and about halfway thru look close and you will see the white mist crossing in front of the car and then following it along the road......Spooky!

Turn your sound on. Press the play button to start the movie clip. (3MB)

Why Chris Brenna is the Ultra-Human

True Statements & Quotes that will change your life

1. Cantaloupe. It's a killer. Eat it on Kwaanza; you will only be half-killed. But that is no reason to eat it.
2. "Bobby, you musn't ridicule le' Monsignor. He rules with an Iron Fist and will not hesitate to smite little dissidents like you."
3. A penny in the pocket is worth a universe filled with Michael W. Smith's sad feelings.
4. Radio is the bane of people who dislike radio.
5. There are 3 things that make me mad, 4 that send me over the top.
   1. A rock badger in it's hole.
   2. The ill-treated he-goat.
   3. A man with rake in hand.
   4. 10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife.
6. "Having extinguished all the electrical fires with the keen powers of his will alone, James decided to eat a sandwich. And while eating this sandwich he had the sudden revelation that...." [author's comment] I could go on here, but you get the point I am trying to make so I will not waste my precious minutes here on Venus.....I mean EARTH.
7. Let not the deer of despondency drag your heart into the ditch of destitution. Rather, let the meadowlark of merriment motivate your minimization of malevolence.

Birthday Galore

Had my 26th birthday yesterday; The first birthday I hav had since becoming a married man. It was the best birthday ever. For these reasons:

• Had a nice short workday
• When I got home, I had time to play my guitar.
• When the wife got home, she gave me some great slippers.
• We went to Big Bowl for dinner.
• We had coffee and pumpkin pie at Barnes & Noble while we read books.
• We went to see the movie "Hero". T'was amazing.
• We fell asleep to "Bend it like Beckham"

Ok, what could be better? I'll tell you what. I am eating my leftovers from big bowl for lunch today!

*T'was the best birthday a man could wish for.*