George W. Bush the Ultimate Christian
President George W. Bush is the most saintly Christian ever to have entered the presidency! I am soooo thankful that he is so super-christian! EVERY CHRISTIAN should vote for him (or go to hell). After all, didn't the Bible say that when America stnads up against evil (Kerry) that Jesus would come back and kill the pagans?
Watch this video below for a GREAT christian message from our faithful leader.
Turn your sound on. Press the play button to start the movie clip. (1.1 MB)
posted on Friday, October 29, 2004
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4 Comments:
Well, I guess no Christian has ever flipped the bird or swore, eh? He's obviously not a Christian and we shouldn't vote for him after seeing this video. We should instead listen to Osama Bin Laden's video today and vote as he tells us to vote, against George Bush. Everyone knows that John Kerry stands upon such a strong moral platform. With Yasser Arafat and Osama Bin Laden endorsing him, how can he lose?
-Luke
You hit the nail on the head luke! No one who flips the bird or swears should be considered a christian. And no one should ever vote for someone who flips the bird or swears, even if they have better policies than the "other guy". Swearing or flipping the bird effectively disqualifies you from a) the presidency b) heaven.
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Groove
I went to teh political rally on Saturday where GW talked about stuff.
Wow, politics is weird. I felt like I was at a really crazy pentacostal type meeting because everyone was so excited.
Speaking of being excited, I'm very happy that nontalk is back. Don't stop talking that nontalk!
Well of course christains are not perfect, but i think they would at least follow the rules. ex... I myself lived in mobile AL. i wanted to make a diff. in this run. So a friend and I put Kerry signs up all over the poles. (lol) we quickly noticed that alot of the poles were churches.
Where's your line between church and state?
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