Sound Reasons Against Cryonics

Here are some sensible reasons not to have your body cryogenically frozen when you die.

1. When they unfreeze you, you would be naked. And what an embarrassing way to spend your first moments in the future.
2. If there is a big famine in the future, what is to keep those hungry folks from using you as the frozen turkey for Thanksiving dinner?
3. If you are a Christian, when you are resurrected from the dead, you will be frozen solid and when St. Peter asks you why you should be allowed to enter the New Jerusalem, you won't be able to say anything because your mouth is shut. And so he will think you are just being rude.
4. If you are a Buddhist, you may by reincarnated as the Monarch of some small tropical paradise in the south pacific. Wouldn't it just suck if one day while you are riding your elephant in your daily parade on main street, that you suddenly pass out and wake up in some laboratory in Nevada where doctors have just thawed out your previous body. Yeah, and then you end up being a clerk at a gas station the rest of your resurrected life.
5. Haven't you seen Encino Man? You don't want to have to go through all that.
6. It will be FREAKING COLD in there.